- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Poop

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

women

Chuck Norris.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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