Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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