- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

The Charlotte bobcats.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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