Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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i eat poop

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nine...eleven

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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How do magnets work?

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Rock mattress.

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Anti Joke

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