- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Is this a chair?

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

"Up to 50% off."

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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