- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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