This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Barack Obama

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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