What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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