- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

The WNBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Womens' rights.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Nah

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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