What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Penis jokes.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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