- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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