How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Gestapo.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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