how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Woman's rights

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Chicken

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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