- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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