- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

I have no ideas.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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