A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Ben Colbert is gay

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

A: Knock knock. B: <>

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

The WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Canada

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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