Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Hello

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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