What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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minced oaths

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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