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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

john liked the paper........ so he took it

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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