I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Anne Frank.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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