Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Amputations.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Whats9+10 19

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Nathan Gooderson.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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