How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

gay rights

who smells? •Liam

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Anti Joke

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