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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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My mom.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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I am really good at math debating

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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