Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Will gropes Ebola victims

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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