How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Sex. That is all.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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This is my joke. funny

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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