"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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