- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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