Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Homework.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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whos gay? you are

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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