- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

I cant think of one (._. )

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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