A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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