how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

SC Johnson a Family Company

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Tennesse

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Your mom

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Rebecca Black

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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