Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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