Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Susie has Autism

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Women's Rights

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Obama-Care

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