"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Hummer.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

YOU IS DUM

Hitler is my role model

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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