Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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brett is a dick

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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