- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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