4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Asians

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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