How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Sex. That is all.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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This is my joke. funny

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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