What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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