- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Hellen Keller

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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