Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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planking.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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potato farming

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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