What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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i love antijokes

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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