Chuck Norris died.

World Peace

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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