- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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