- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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