I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Poop

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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