what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

So dont touch it

thumb_up thumb_down +7

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock, knock. Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Will gropes Ebola victims

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops