- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

potatoes

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What is a question?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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