- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

42

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

666

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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