What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Steve Jobs.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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