What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Star Wars

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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My Girlfriend

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women's rights

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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