What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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