- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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