- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

you just lost the game!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

OGC - tilt your head

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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