Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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like my drawing of a white person?

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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