- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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brett is a dick

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

This is not a good joke.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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