- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Steve Jobs.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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