- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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