What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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