How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Hello

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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