- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What's 5+7? Piccillo

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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