Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Your Mom

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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