My mom's dead

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Hitler is my role model

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

ruddell and dodds anal

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Women's sports.

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