Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Penis.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Anti Joke

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